"Things just got weirder, thanks to our ass-kicking resident Yanks Kirsha Kaechele and Daphane Park.
You already know that Kirsha is running the Mona Market on the roof of the museum – every Saturday until April 14•••There's fresh, local produce to take home with you and yummy food to eat on site, as well as live music and weekly workshops. Store your produce in our fridge for free, while you shop and laze. And store your kids with us as well, at the MoMa Minors workshops ••• What you don't know is that Kirsha and Daphane, an artist from New York, were tragic victims of ‘tent fraud'. This basically involved handing over a significant amount of money to a non-existent tent-fabricating company. So the tent was delayed. Gaddamit!
Anyhow, it's here now: a ‘Minnie Mouse Gangster Feathered Serpent' inspired, says Daphane, by ‘the imminent return of Quetzalcoatl and the resultant end of the world'.
Remember: they're Yanks."